Last Call

by Mister Tim

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The mysteries... of ... the... UNIVERSE

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LAST CALL for Neanderthals
Rugrats running in the halls
Hucksters dunking basketballs
Blue screen stalls and border walls
Armies making clumsy falls
Wizards holding creepy dolls
Clowns who hang out in the malls
Long-distance calls to AWOL meatballs
Anonymous file transfer protocols

It's time to jump off

Last Call

Last fling for Fashion Kings
Bee stings, aggravated hamstrings
Pompous right wings, broken tree swings,
Wonky offsprings, outside-the-lines colourings,
Worshiping Beijing wingding playthings

It's time to jump off

Last Call

Too late for Cheapskates
Cutthroats and cutrates
Frustrating mandates, primate prostates,
Nauseated magistrates, pollinated real estates
Ra-di-a-ted car-bo-hy-drates
Accelerated growth rates, arrogant checkmates
Perforated substrate surrogate reprobates adulterate figure eights
Blind dates
Nitrates
Subordinates
Polyvinyl acetates
Metabotropic glutamates
Short debates, faulty floodgates
Lightweight birthweights, mismatched ingrates
Inmates who inflate first-rate rebates
Magnates who humiliate inebriates
Degenerates that manipulate heads of state
Roommates that agitate to excavate and suffocate domesticated license plates

TIME to jump off

Last Call

End of the line for Yours and Mine
Feline concubines, benign bovines,
Asinine endocrine frankenstein porcupines
Alkaline stop signs, Valentine toddler whines,
Equine combines, Oil of Turpentines
Maligned byzantine crystalline moonshines
Ludicrous Liechtensteins
Lugubrious intestines
Genuine mis-aligned canine carbines,
Divine intertwined saccharine designs,
Strip-mine opines resigned to punch lines…
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DIANNE FEINSTEIN
IT’S TIME TO JUMP OFF

Last Call

Last stop for Cyclopses
Cliched locations for photo-opses
Utterly forgettable pawn shopses
Belly flopses, traffic copses
Bebopping bellhopses, tree-topping co-opses,
Linty-sticky lollypopses, photoshoppses turbopropses
Malapropsesismses
Riding cropses dirty mopses coughing dropses
TIME TO JUMP OFF
It's time to jump off

Last Call

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released March 22, 2021

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Mister Tim Flint, Michigan

Electro-Folk
Electro-Swing
Post-Apocalyptic Story Songs
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A nomadic bard for the post-apocalyptic wasteland we currently inhabit, musical storyteller Mister Tim combines organic vocal sounds with cyborg technology to sing tales of modern love, post-modern angst, end-of-the-world dance parties, ghosts that haunt us, and murderous pastries. ... more

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